Form VC-7Voluntary surrender of vibes
Amnesty
Hand it in and no questions asked. Each offence below has a fix, and all of them make a page better for the people reading it.
| Offence | How to clear it |
|---|---|
| Possession of a purple gradient | Pick colours from your business, not from a component kit. Your van, your shopfront or your logo will do. |
| Excessive gradients | Use flat colour. Keep one gradient if it earns its place. |
| Glassmorphism without a licence | Give panels a solid background. Text gets easier to read as well. |
| Use of language likely to cause a demo | Say what you do, for whom and what it costs. If a rival could paste the sentence on their site, cut it. |
| Aggravated em dash | Use full stops. Most of those sentences were two sentences. |
| Emoji in a public place | Delete the rockets. Keep an emoji only where a person would really type one. |
| Emoji in a heading | Let the words carry the heading. |
| Fading in with intent | Show the content straight away. Animate only when someone does something. |
| Going equipped with a row of cards | Not everything is a card. Try a sentence, a list or a photo of the real thing. |
| Failure to describe oneself | Write one honest sentence and put it in the meta description. |
| Lorem ipsum left at the scene | Read your own site before anyone else has to. |
| Abandoned footer | Update the year, or remove it. |
| Single-page residency | Add the pages people ask about, such as prices, areas and contact. Fine if the page is a game or a joke. |
Then ask for a re-inspection
Open your crime report and press "Request re-inspection". Officers scan the page again and update your score. Each page can be re-inspected once a day.