Privacy and terms

This site is a joke

The Slop Police is a parody run by Brand West. It is not a police force and has no connection to any police force or government body. Reports are not crime reports, and nobody has been accused of a crime.

What the scores mean

The tools listed in a report were found in the page's public HTML. The Vibe Index is a joke score based on those signals. It cannot prove how a site was made, and it is not a statement of fact about any person or business.

What we store

We store the page address, what we found on the page and the allegation you chose. We do not ask for your name. To limit reports to 12 an hour, we keep a hash of your IP address and delete it after an hour. Brand West Stats counts visits to this site without cookies.

Terms

This site is for entertainment. Report only public web pages, and do not use this site to harass anyone. We may remove any report at any time.

Removal

Own a page on the leaderboard and want it gone? Email info@brandwest.co.uk with the address and we will remove it.