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Bulletin VC-4Live figures
Crime statistics
Counted from every charged report on file. These show what people chose to report, not the state of the web.
- 3
- Pages charged
- 3
- Complaints received
- 35
- Average Vibe Index
Cases by classification
Charged pages by classification| Classification | Cases |
|---|
| Category A slop | 0 |
| Category B slop | 2 |
| Category C slop | 1 |
| Minor vibes | 0 |
Most common offences
Most common offences| Offence | Cases |
|---|
| Going equipped with a row of cards | 2 |
| Aggravated em dash | 1 |
| Excessive gradients | 1 |
| Fading in with intent | 1 |
| Glassmorphism without a licence | 1 |
Most wanted associates
Tools most often found| Tool | Cases |
|---|
| Cloudflare Workers subdomain | 3 |
| Brand West Stats | 2 |
| Google Fonts | 2 |
| Tailwind classes | 2 |
| Space Grotesk | 1 |
| Vite | 1 |