Form VC-1 (crime report)Official-ish
Crime reference SP/2026/00005
Not vibe
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Section 1: Suspect page
- Address
- vesperine-midwinter.weathered-base-d9dc.workers.dev
- Calls itself
- Midwinter · Vesperine Candle Co. (concept)
- Weight
- 9 KB of HTML, 240 words
- Date of report
- 3 November 2026
- Allegation
- Anonymous tip
- Complaints
- 1
Section 2: Vibe Index
11out of 100. No further action.
Section 3: Known resources
Tools the officers could identify from the page itself.
| Identified | Role |
|---|---|
| Google Fonts | Font host |
| Cloudflare Workers subdomain | Hosting |
Section 4: Charges
None recorded.
Section 5: Officer's statement
On 3 November 2026 I attended vesperine-midwinter.weathered-base-d9dc.workers.dev following an anonymous tip. I searched the page and found no offences. I recovered 2 tools, all of which had a reasonable excuse. It was clear to me that a person had cared about this page. I left without making an arrest.
Section 6: Outcome
Released without charge. Officers apologise for the inconvenience and have kept the laptop.
Signed: Insp. R. Regex, Vibe Crimes Directorate. Not a real officer.